Today’s comic is my submission to an upcoming zine all about… BUTTS. Ahoy, Booty is a zine curated by Lainey and Emily and they are looking for submissions of various types about Butts. If you like butts and want to contribute a thing, please by all means, DO. One more time: butts. Ta-da! *doves fly out of my hat* Thank you, thank you.
Dear tween who wrote this,
Chances are your lie was to get out of something. Homework, going to the dentist, or getting in trouble for doing something you shouldn’t have done. Your parents’ lies that you’ve cited involve giving you lots of presents, giving you lots of candy, and giving you money in exchange for your disgusting dead teeth. What you actually did is walk away like a little prick. You are no one’s boss.
If your iPhone’s made of glass and wet-plate photos are shot onto glass…why not shoot a wet-plate photo directly onto your iPhone?
Jake Potts bought a replacement iPhone back, slathered it in emulsion, and shot a beautiful photo right onto it.
Jacob Roden’s Valediction- Sardis High School Graduation 2011
Maybe it’s shallow of me to be posting this myself. Maybe it’s sad that I am a college sophomore who still revisits his high school days. Regardless, seeing as how it was caught on video and this is 2012, there’s no reason for this not to be on Youtube. Funny stuff if you haven’t seen it before, whether you laugh with me or at me.
My high school valedictorian everybody!
Mine too! Watch this and feel.